Holy Shit, It’s Christmas!

I hope everyone had a wonderful and candy-filled Halloween. I stumbled upon a tidbit of information yesterday and I’ve decided to share it with all of you out there, who don’t like to keep on the up-and-up with current events. Are you ready for it?

Christmas now begins on November 1. Yes folks, according to Target and a majority of other retailers out there, we now begin the Christmas season the day after Halloween. Why? I think it’s safe to say that after years of playing second fiddle to Hanukkah, Catholics and Christians could take it no more. An eight-day festival of lights is pretty impressive, but it just can’t top a 2 month-long festival of savings and consumerism.

Whoa! Hold on there. You’re still thinking of celebrating Thanksgiving? How dare you! With a holiday as important as Christmas, how could you even think about giving thanks for the things you have? After all, the Christmas spirit is about getting things. So, how could you be thankful for them, without knowing what’s under that shiny wrapping paper? I’ll just go ahead and say it, “Thanksgiving is dead“. Sorry to be the barer of bad news, but what’s done is done.

The question on my mind? We all know that Sweetest Day is a Hallmark holiday, but can we now consider Christmas a Walmart holiday? So what are you waiting for folks? Go pick out your tree and string up those lights (unless you didn’t even take them down from last year). Christmas is here and you didn’t even know it!

The Ultimate Boredom Reducing Equation.

“Hey Dnothing! What do you do with your day, since you’re unemployed?”

It’s a question I get asked all the time. Yeah, I ask myself that very question at least five times a day. Who else is asking? Not too many people. I guess this post is more for me than it is for you. I can be a little selfish every now and then – can’t I?

Anyway, boredom prevailed once again and I took the time to formulate the sites I make my way through each and everyday. And you know what? I put it in an easy-to-read math equation! So have fun kiddos.

Burningangel + Facebook + Aziz is Bored + People of Walmart + Awkward Family Photos + Design Porn + Cast TV + Pop Porn + The PRP + Wrestling Revealed + Quickstop Entertainment + Snydecast Experience = End of Boredom

See! Wasn’t that fun? Let’s not underestimate how long it took me to link each of those either. I do it for you people. I do it for you. Of course, if you get really bored you can always head here and reread all of my hilarious antics.

I Can See the Ocean!

Where to begin…where to begin… I ventured over to the Philadelphia for a few days to see the downright amazing Lucy Vonne (you should check out her blog here). Thanks to the Phillies making it to the playoffs, however, we actually stayed in Cherry Hill, New Jersey. Nothing against New Jersey, I just think it’s a shit hole, but as I said, no offense.

We ended up ordering lots of room service and even catching up with the guys from Popporn, who answered every one of my Philly-based questions and treated us to an evening of wonder and delight. Oh yeah, it was on my birthday too. I’m 25 now, how exciting is that? Not very. I did get a cool new driver’s license though and it’s pink! Hooray for Ohio!

After Philadelphia, Lucy and I drove to New York City (her hometown) and I’ve been crashing at her place ever since. We’ve spent the week eating wonderful food, watching porn and job hunting. For those who haven’t had the opportunity to meet Ms. Vonne, let me tell you she is as amazing in personality, as she is in beauty. She’s taken me to so many places I’ve never been to – F.A.O Shwarz, Dylan’s Candy Bar, NBC Studios and H & M, just to name a few.

We also caught a few movies – Where the Wild Things Are, Saw VI, Law Abiding Citizen and The Invention of Lying. They were all fucking fantastic and I’ll admit, I shed a tear during WtWTA. Yeah… sue me.

I even got an unexpected surprise when I got to spend an afternoon with Jessie Lee, which is always a good time. I wish we could have kicked it longer, but NYC is a busy place and busy places are for busy people. I haven’t had any luck in my job hunt yet, but this past week has been one wonderful moment after another. Well, except that I realized New York City has an annex of the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame. You know what NYC? The Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame is in Cleveland. It’s one of the very few things we have going for us. Why cant you let us have something of our own? I mean, come on, you’re trying to take LeBron from us too! NYC, I love you, but hands off.

I also had myself a little Ah-ha moment a few nights ago. I’m trying to cram so much information into each one of my posts on here, I’m losing my personality in the mix. So, from now, I’m going to focus more on my opinions and whatnot. I want to let my award-winning* personality and character shine through, because in all honesty – isn’t that what you all fell in love with? *wink* *wink*

*In the fourth grade, I won Best Personality in our year book. So… fuck you for not believing me.