Know what I don’t get about porn? Why do producers use 30 and 40 year olds to play teens and 20-somethings to play MILFs? Isn’t the whole point of “genre” videos to create a fantasy? So why ruin that fantasy with obviously out of place actresses? Let the 30 and 40 year olds play the MILFs and let the 20-somethings play the teens. It seem obvious enough, yet some people just don’t seem to get it.
Well that’s enough ranting. I haven’t been doing anything lately, because I picked up the ol’ Xbox 360 controller and now I can’t put it down, especially since Facebook, last.fm and Twitter launched. Last week, I played through Brutal Legend and Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2. Two highly recommended games. Brutal Legend is a lot better than I thought it would be. There are a ton of cameos that made me laugh, especially Brian Posehn and David Cross.
This week I rented Assassin’s Creed 2 and Left 4 Dead 2. For some reason, I can’t seem to beat a single fucking level of L4D2. Steam keeps partnering me with people who seem to have no coordination or are simply playing with one hand and their nose. It’s ridiculous. AC2 on the other hand is amazing. The developers fixed a lot of the problems from the original and even added new elements that make the game feel fresh and exciting.
Other than melting my brain in front of the Xbox, I’ve been cleaning out my storage unit. For those of you who don’t know, I’m moving to Brooklyn with my friends Jessie Lee and Violet Monroe. They are amazing, amazing people and I can’t wait to live with them. Our apartment is basically going to be Three’s Company with less polyester.
There you have it. On a side note, I really hope you’re keeping up with this season of House, because it’s incredible.