I hear the world is going to end in 2012. Quite frankly, I’m looking forward to it! I’ve always dreamed of living in a Mad Max-style world, full of roaming zombies and mutated creatures. When that day comes, let me tell you folks – I’m ready. Anyone out there who’s played Fallout 3 knows what I’m talking back.
Just how sure am I about the impending apocalypse? I’d bet my cock on it. That’s how sure I am. I mean, haven’t you been paying attention? We’re already starting to see signs unfold right before our eyes! Well for those of you not paying attention to the world, I started my very own SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!! (Wasn’t that scary? You see, when you put lots of exclamation points, it’s like your yelling and therefore scary – that’s a little internet 101 for you n00bs.)
So far, I’ve noticed five incidents, but I’m sure this list will grow in our remaining days.
1. Former UFC champion, Chuck Liddell, competed on Dancing with the Stars – I mean come on! Really?
2. Xbox360 is adding Twitter, Facebook and last.fm to the console – Yea, it is awesome, but it’s also scary to know every one of my Facebook friends will know when I’m sitting on my ass playing video games.
3. Windows 7 was released – Isn’t it always scary when Windows releases something new? You know they’ll fuck it up somehow.
4. Twilight - …..yeah.
5. The Cavs have a chance at winning the NBA finals – Knowing Cleveland’s record of always blowing it, I wouldn’t be any money on it. I thought if I included it on my list thought, it might actually happen. So let it be known – if the Cavs win the NBA finals, the world is really going to end in 2012.
There you have it. Let me finish this post by saying Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2 is amazing.
That is all.
