2 years and 2 months

I hear the world is going to end in 2012. Quite frankly, I’m looking forward to it! I’ve always dreamed of living in a Mad Max-style world, full of roaming zombies and mutated creatures. When that day comes, let me tell you folks – I’m ready. Anyone out there who’s played Fallout 3 knows what I’m talking back.

Just how sure am I about the impending apocalypse? I’d bet my cock on it. That’s how sure I am. I mean, haven’t you been paying attention? We’re already starting to see signs unfold right before our eyes! Well for those of you not paying attention to the world, I started my very own SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!! (Wasn’t that scary? You see, when you put lots of exclamation points, it’s like your yelling and therefore scary – that’s a little internet 101 for you n00bs.)

So far, I’ve noticed five incidents, but I’m sure this list will grow in our remaining days.

1. Former UFC champion, Chuck Liddell, competed on Dancing with the Stars – I mean come on! Really?

2. Xbox360 is adding Twitter, Facebook and last.fm to the console – Yea, it is awesome, but it’s also scary to know every one of my Facebook friends will know when I’m sitting on my ass playing video games.

3. Windows 7 was released – Isn’t it always scary when Windows releases something new? You know they’ll fuck it up somehow.

4. Twilight - …..yeah.

5. The Cavs have a chance at winning the NBA finals – Knowing Cleveland’s record of always blowing it, I wouldn’t be any money on it. I thought if I included it on my list thought, it might actually happen. So let it be known – if the Cavs win the NBA finals, the world is really going to end in 2012.

There you have it. Let me finish this post by saying Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2 is amazing.

That is all.

Have You Seen the Remote?

Hey you! Yeah you! The person reading this right now!

Have you been watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia? If not, I have one question for you – What’s wrong with you? It might very well be the best show on television right now. It really has nothing to do with anything, but I just felt like making a general statement.

Every fall we are blessed with a treasure-trove of new television programming. Some shows fail miserably and some exceed all expectations. So what happened this year? Comedy is running the show. I’m not going to pretend to know all of the new shows that came out. I know ABC has a few that I never watch and CBS… well… who the fuck watches CBS? Not me. If you want to find good comedy, go with my big three – NBC, FX and HBO.

“Hey D, what makes these channels so awesome?” Oh my god. I’m so glad you asked!

FX – Aside from Always Sunny, as I already mentioned is amazing. FX brought in a new show two weeks ago called The League. It’s conveniently on right after Always Sunny, so really there is no excuse to miss it. Only two episodes in and the show already has me rolling on the floor, busting out the LOL’s. The stand out on the show is Jon Lajoie who you may know as the “Show me your genitals” guy. Those unfamiliar with him, should check out his Youtube page – you won’t be sorry. In December, FX is also adding an animated show called Archer to the mix, which is done by the same guys that brought us Frisky Dingo. The show also features several great voice actors including the always lovable H. John Benjamin.

HBO – Curb Your Enthusiasm. In all honesty that’s all HBO needs. Who doesn’t love Larry David? Of course there’s also Bored to Death, which is equally as funny. If you haven’t checked this show out yet, be sure to. It starts Jason Schwartzman, Zach Galifianakis and Ted Danson, who by the way is a guy I’m falling in love with, because of his roles on these two shows. I don’t really have much more to say about either of these shows, because I think they speak for themselves.

NBC – Let’s see – 30 Rock, The Office, Parks & Rec and Community. They’re all great shows. I’ll admit I wasn’t a huge fan of Parks & Rec in its first season, but this season has been excellent. Aziz Ansari and Louie C.K. have been awesome in their roles. On a side note, did you know Louie C.K. wrote and directed PootyTang? It’s true… and very odd. This line-up pretty much explains where I am every Thursday between 8 and 10. (Just in time for Sunny, of course).

See wasn’t that informative? I should write a book. I’ll call it, Stating the Obvious with Dnothing. It’ll top the New York Times bestseller list and I’ll make millions. What will I do with that millions? I’ll buy a big ass TV and a lot of porn. What could be better. I feel as if my blog would suffer severely though. Well, if I ever disappear for a long period of time, just assume that’s what happened.

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